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Stupidity Strikes Again...
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Stupidity Strikes Again...
Have you ever wondered what makes a person think the way they do? It's been said that actions speak louder than words and nothing says "stupid" like doing something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Recently, I had an opportunity to overhear a conversation about an 18-year old in Corry, PA who was so desperate for a pizza and too lazy, or just too stupid to operate an oven, decided to try to fry a pizza.
As we all know, traditionally pizzas are baked in an oven due to the already high fat and grease content. Frying a pizza, hence adding oil and/or grease to a food that's already considered to be a heart attack on a plate, must be a slow form of suicide for this kid.
Having a coronary and being stuck on pills, bed rest, and basically made a vegetable in the workings of normal society is not how I would want to spend my 30s, 40s, or 50s due to a diet consisting of fried pizza. I have to wonder if he's tried deep-fat fried pizza and if so, why hasn't he died yet? If this is the best our future generations have to offer, we are truly doomed as a species.
Recently, I had an opportunity to overhear a conversation about an 18-year old in Corry, PA who was so desperate for a pizza and too lazy, or just too stupid to operate an oven, decided to try to fry a pizza.
As we all know, traditionally pizzas are baked in an oven due to the already high fat and grease content. Frying a pizza, hence adding oil and/or grease to a food that's already considered to be a heart attack on a plate, must be a slow form of suicide for this kid.
Having a coronary and being stuck on pills, bed rest, and basically made a vegetable in the workings of normal society is not how I would want to spend my 30s, 40s, or 50s due to a diet consisting of fried pizza. I have to wonder if he's tried deep-fat fried pizza and if so, why hasn't he died yet? If this is the best our future generations have to offer, we are truly doomed as a species.
Neon- Posts : 32
Join date : 2011-01-10
Re: Stupidity Strikes Again...
no shit... i wouldnt wanna live like that either
think id be handing the shotgun to someone so they could off me lol
think id be handing the shotgun to someone so they could off me lol
Re: Stupidity Strikes Again...
You know what they say... no guts; no glory. Think I'd wanna do it myself just in case they didn't get the job done with the first round.
Neon- Posts : 32
Join date : 2011-01-10
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